penis

A man's genital often referred to as a dick or a cock.

Only men have a penis.

by wild (HYDRA) February 3, 2022

Penis

Mine is really small.

My penis is to bruh

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 3, 2022

Penised

Drunk

He was absolutely penised

by Missulook February 4, 2022

Penis breath

what to call your gay friend after sex

"Here's a sausage penis breath"

by RippidyRap February 4, 2022

Penis

Ew

You have a penis? ew

by anonymous February 5, 2022

Penis

Scientifically known as the male genitalia, is a hunk of meat preferably loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong and black that is located between probably in your mouth . This pocket rocket is also sometimes inserted in a women's vajayjay. It preferably hairy and sometimes its sharp like a pencil. They are also known as cum gun(tm) and one in wonder(tm). The penis has a burnt chicken nugget smell to it. The penis often pours out ( gallons) of a substance that resembles almond milk. (yummy)

Jake : "hey wanna touch my penis? "

Cody: '"sure, just as long as its sharpened properly"

by cy0man February 5, 2022