Cat Cheese

An American brand of processed cheese product that is manufactured and sold by Kraft Foods, introduced in 1950. Kraft individually wrapped "slices" are not really slices off a block, but formed separately in manufacturing.

This cheese tastes like a cat. Like if you ate a cat, this is what it would taste like. It’s cat cheese.

by Filazafer May 27, 2021

Byronian Cheese

A vaginal cheese made for the likes of Daniel who eats this dish on the regular.

Yo bro I just ate some fucking great Byronian cheese! She was so smelly! - Elvira

by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018

toby loves mackin cheese

MACKIN CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

toby: i love mackin cheese
me: toby loves mackin cheese

by gaminggoalie YT May 18, 2022

Cream Cheese Pie

Sex term: a cream pie, however the participant with a penis has an STI.

"I received a cream cheese pie last night, and now I have herpes"

by Mobsiboy June 20, 2023

cheese aholoic

Cheese aholoic is someone who has a over obsession with cheese. Possibly should consider rehab. Your bouls probably arnt working as good as they should. Probably bad and breath. Cheese aholoic syndrome very rare occurrence event. Probably nasty acne. you get depressed if you don't have cheese.

Doctor: how does cheese make you feel
Me: cheese is my pride in joy
Doctor: you are a cheese aholoic

by Cheeselover69 January 14, 2016

covid cheese

The cheese from covid-19

Patient: “You don’t want that covid cheese.”

by amanda__panda August 13, 2021

Cheese Whore

Someone who will leave you for cheddar cheese, a dog who wants cheese from their owner but get's called a cheese whore. (true story)

Olive, you fecking cheese whore.

by The Cheese Whore March 05, 2019