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fucking bullshit 

np. A term used to describe something unfair or unjust. Can also be used to describe a term that is pure cap.
np. A saying used when you randomly disconnect from your neighbors wi-fi.
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
(used for all of the above)
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XL Bully Cat

A Breed Of Cat Between Sphinx Cat And Munchkin Cat That Breeds In 2024 By American Breeder
John : mom, can we get a cat?
Mom : yes son, what breed did you want?
John : XL Bully Cat.
Mom : shut the fuck up you little Johnny
XL Bully Cat by Naufalicious November 30, 2024

No bully 

Slang for no bullshit. Used like no cap, or no lie, meaning you're telling the truth.
"She told me I look like her next man, no bully."
No bully by curtisdaniels1933 December 2, 2024

Wattpad bully (f) 

A girl who's unnecessarily mean to the female main character of a Wattpad story.

She wears flawless makeup, carries a Starbucks order that takes longer to say than her hair takes to do, and keeps the other hand on her hip at all times. Typically, her popularity is implied by the two other popular girls who follow her wherever she goes and back up everything she says, even though she's not always that popular.

About 30% of the time, by around chapter 20 of the Wattpad story, she'll be revealed to have at least one abusive parent and some kind of past trauma. When this happens, the female main character will always pity her. Usually, they become friends.

Female Wattpad bullies are very effective at making Wattpad girls feel bad about themselves and their romantic situations. This is usually a plot device used to make the friend or crush of the Wattpad girl comfort her.
Wattpad bully (f): "Cal, I LOVE your hair."
Wattpad girl (Calliope or something else quirky, shortened for effect): "Oh, thanks, Trisha! I did it-"
Wattpad bully (Trisha or smth): "Relax, Cal. You're so fugly I can't even laugh."

"Chloe is such a Wattpad bully, why does she even try anymore? smh"

Wattpad bully (m) 

1. An oddly-flirty jock who is unnecessarily mean to the female (or male, in boyxboy cases) main character of a Wattpad story. By around the last 10-2 chapters of the Wattpad story, they're on the track to a situationship. In some cases, if the Wattpad story receives 200+ views, there will be a sequel marked Mature where they have a rubber-free relationship. In some cases, when the Wattpad story reaches 10k+ views, there will be a trilogy where they have children.

2. A guy who is unnecessarily mean to the main character of a Wattpad story. This version is not an enemies to lovers story, but a plot device to make the crush or best friend of the main character console her. In some cases, the bro of the Wattpad bully and crush of the main character will stand up for her.
1. "Sure, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan (or something else frat boy) might be a massive asshat, but he's hot tbh" "I would wanna go out with him if I wasn't such a nerdy nerd, I'm just too nerdy for him 😔" *proceeds to date*

2. Wattpad bully (m) bro: "It's okay, Tyler/Kyle/Nolan might be a bully, but I think you're cute" *closes bedroom door*