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Monkey

It's a monkey 🐒 awww.
Hym "I liked the monkey one."

Iam "It was a good video."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2022
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Giant Ginger Monkey

A astonishing creature that once roamed our earth freely before going extinct.
"ginger monkey" , "Hey, look over there its a ginger monkey", "Gary stop trying to be funny you know your wife doesnt love you and your kids left you several years ago" , "But, ginger monkey makes me happy" , "Oh shut up Gary you need to grow up an- OH MY GOD THERE REALLY IS A GINGER MON-", the monkey proceeded to tear Johns face off and devour his corpse and then later recorded it and put it on live leak, Gary stared smugly until the giant ginger monkey molested him and yet again put it on live leak.
by big monkey muncher August 7, 2022
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Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.
He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.
by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019
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monkey tail

When you wait too long to poop and a turd starts to extend past your butthole involuntarily. Similar to a turtle head or a prairie dog, but possibly describing a more severe scenario.
Wait; I gotta call you back from the toilet. I’ve got a monkey tail situation going on.
by mehmet oz December 15, 2022
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Shadow monkey

A shadow monkey is someone who watches your every move, copies everything you do, but stays in the the shadows. They don’t talk to you, simply and try to be you.
Tallula: “Ugh did you see what Eloise posted, she is so copying my outfit!”

Sam: “Omg eww what a shadow monkey. She doesn’t even make an effort to talk to us.”
by Little miss Bob Davey March 11, 2024
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Tender Monkey

When a liberal sissy teacher calls a student a Tender Monkey. No one knows what it means
That colin is sure a tender monkey
by Lord of Ham November 13, 2025
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Monkey Magnet

A person who attracts monkeys.
by Aye-dri-anne November 27, 2017
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