also the verb: to swindle cum. To abscond and/or purloin with bodily fluids from an unsuspecting or oblivious individual, often with an insidious or devious nature. Used colloquially to describe a swingin, promiscuous, or otherwise evil individual.
God damn! That Jasper really is bein' a cum swindler tonite. Cleetis was havin' sex with his sister and that idjit just done in there like a cum swindler! YIIIIHAW!!!!
by Darrell#1 May 16, 2010
Get the cum swindlermug. by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
Get the A shit ton of cummug. The act of getting semen in your ear to the point it makes you temporarily deaf;
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
When an individual does not hear their sexual partner tell them they are about to ejaculate, typically infuriating the recipient of the ejaculation, as the ejaculate was unexpected.
Cum deafness is a real concern to adult film stars, especially bukkake actors.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
Monica Lewinsky must have been cum deaf because when Clinton told her he was about to blow she still ended up getting it all over her dress.
by Capt. AhSSome January 18, 2023
Get the Cum deafmug. by uurrbbaann December 24, 2020
Get the Kenzie Cummingsmug. 
Slang for shits and gigs
by Daniel Baptist June 21, 2024
Get the giggles and cumsmug. by Evo Zondo May 30, 2024
Get the Own Cummug.