cottage cheese slingshot 

Usually found on a disreputable lady OR gentlemen's floor the following morning, a congealed sample from the hairy dairy, loving raked up the insides of a discarded pair of women's underwear.

"So how was your date, Pope John Paul II?"
"Well, I got me benefits through so we had bumper bucket from Chick Chicken and 18 litres of White Lightning behind the Ladbrookes. Went back to my place. Fucking murder getting her to leave in the morning. Had to use a riot shield in the end. And to make matters worse, when I went back upstairs to throw up in me bed, I got me fuckin foot caught in a cottage cheese slingshot..."
"Between the toes?"
"Yep - under the fuckin nail..."

cottage cheese slingshot by nevereveragain August 31, 2013

Wisconsin Cheese Log 

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.

Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.

Wisconsin Cheese Log by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013

people cheese 

The crust that forms primarily on your cars steering wheel, radio and hvac controls and shifter.

Did you clean all of that people cheese off the steering wheel?

people cheese by butt cheese 81 October 28, 2013

Lung Cheese 

The mucus build-up that is hacked out during a coughing fit.

*takes hit*
*holds hit*
*coughs uncontrollably*
*loogie flies out*
"Damn lung cheese, gotta cut back on the cancer sticks."

Lung Cheese by CbaLove46290 February 3, 2014

grilled cheese butt 

When a little moist shit is left in the crack on a hot summer day. When you pull the cheeks apart it looks like opening a grilled cheese sandwich.

The guy in the front row of the baseball game mooned us. As he bent over we could see he had grilled cheese butt.

grilled cheese butt by Zavwood March 10, 2014

Chili Cheese 

When a man bends over and simultaneously pees and poops in a girls mouth.

This girl was begging me for some chili cheese action last night.

Chili Cheese by W0nder_W0man May 11, 2014

buffalo cheese 

Noun: A thick, crusty vintage found in the armpit. Made when you let your man finish on your chest but his aim is off.

"We were out camping and after the 2nd night I had major buffalo cheese."

buffalo cheese by PhilBlack69 November 14, 2014