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Emo Kids

A social classification that has been bastardized by scenesters, rich preps, and wannabe goths united. A true emo kid does not label him/herself as being "emo"...often this label is foisted on him or her against the alleged emo kid's will. True emo kids listen to whatever the hell music they feel like, and it is often poetic or expressive. Emo is not a clothing style, cutting your wrists, or being a frequent buyer at Hot Topic. Those who call themselves "emo" are most likely just trying to be "scene" and have really screwed up the genre through wearing generic, borderline gothic clothing that all their sad little friends wear.
FAKE EMO KID tries to be emo because it is "scene" at the moment. Is often rich and frequents expensive stores like Hot Topic to cultivate a flawless emo image. May go so far as to draw fake scars in strategic locations so as to look depressed and suicidal. Claims to listen to indie bands that no one else has heard...and neither has the fake emo kid.

TRUE EMO KID was most likely emo before this was a stupid fad. May shop at hot topic, but only if they actually like the clothing, not because they think it will make them look cool. Probably classified by friends and others as "emo"...the label is often not self-professed in the case of the true emo kid. Doesn't give a shit whether music is mainstream or not...it just has to be artistic.
by [ Deleted User ] April 12, 2022
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Ipad Kid

A kid constantly glued to the iPad and watches tiktok all day corrupted by brain rot and skibidy toilet with Cheetos all over the place.
My little brother is such an iPad kid, always on tiktok!
by CapuchaGtag March 18, 2024
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kid

an inmature human who doesn't know bills.
"The kid is so dumb he peed on the roof of the school."
by anonymous February 25, 2021
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Green Screen Kid

A kid in YouTube that uses YouTube Shorts features, Green screen. Usually this type of kids is annoying because they ruin a good video by move randomly and they get a lot of of views and likes than a Youtuber that put more effort.
"Stop Green Screen Kid, it is so annoying."
by Imaweebandimrich!!1!!11!! January 27, 2024
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An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.
I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.
by Roycupine November 23, 2023
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KID YOKI

an amazing artist that makes amazing music for amazing people
yo did you hear that new kid yoki song? shits fye fr
by kidyoki September 17, 2022
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Scene Kid

A scene kid is basically an emo kid without all the crying. Hairstyles: are usually black, sometime with blond and bright colors. Usually straightened and really BIG.Hairspray is a must. Short, choppy layors work for the girls, also side bangs. Baretts(might i suggest Hello Kitty?) and BOWS.Guys usually just straighten and everything is swept to the side. Apperance: Girls like to wear alot of eyeliner. Bright make-up. A scene girl usually wears skinny jeans or skirts. Tight t-shirts. Same with guys, but skinny jeans and a tight t-shirt. Sometimes a hat. Shoes: For girls, flats. Guys nike, converse, and vans. Same for girls. Music: A scene kid might listen to techno and house. Another might listen to hardcore techno, or just techno. Really whatever they're into. Lingo: They use really "hip" old-skool words as in rad. 80's lingo fer sure. When they're not being a scene kid: obsessing over they're apperance, perfecting their hair every moment, denying that they are so-called "scene kids", and taking pointless myspace pictures.Their myspace names usually begin with an adjective of the first letter in their name, in the back or front. i.e. Vicious Victoria, Rad Raechel, Danielle Dieing. How they act : A scene kid knows that they are scene but they will never say they are and will always deny. They act like 4 year olds and their God is basically Hello Kitty. They also love dinosaurs and adding letters after wordsss. Or just saying "Rawrrr" for fun.
Scene Kid (girl) : I hope I can be just like Audrey! *hairsprays*

Later on,

Rad Raechel: Your hair looks sooo stellar! We are so scene!
Danielle Dieing: NO. Follow the code.
by Vicious Viper January 15, 2010
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