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Apple Kid

Alternatively known as the “Ipad Kid”.
Born after the creation of the iphone/ipad. Commonly raised by negligent/naive parents that believe it’s “perfectly fine” and “normal” to allow their child unsupervised access to the internet.
“That apple kid’s going to end up with permanent brain damage.”
by NizariahP August 26, 2022
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KineMaster Kid

A kid, typically from the logo community*, who makes all their videos in KineMaster. Quality can vary from very poor to very good, depending on the creator and the creator's experience with KineMaster.

*Can also be a Gacha kid.
by Accidental Meming July 8, 2023
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Ipad Kid

A kid constantly glued to the iPad and watches tiktok all day corrupted by brain rot and skibidy toilet with Cheetos all over the place.
My little brother is such an iPad kid, always on tiktok!
by CapuchaGtag March 18, 2024
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Kid from shrek

Hey, this is my girlfriend, you can ask her any question you want.

Do the Roar!
-Kid from Shrek
by Kid from Shrek November 23, 2021
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sephora kid

a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha
Sephora kid: oh my gahd theres a sephora we have to stoppp
dude A : what is that?
Dude B: a sephora kid they only want skincare and shit
by Spilled tea stain March 1, 2024
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But I don't threaten kids though!

Neither do I!
A doofus "But I don't threaten kids though!"

Hym "I've never threatened any kids! I've told people exactly what would happen if I had to live like this and I've told them exactly what I would or would not do and exactly why I would do it. In explicit terms. The child death LITERALLY couldn't be any more avoidable for you! I've basically written an instruction manual on how to get me to NOT murder the kids and YOU DID THE OPPOSITE! If it isn't me validating your status hierarchy or your moral presuppositions... YOU DON'T WANT IT! You don't give a shit whether or not I walk outside my door and neck stab the little kids that always play basketball outside my apartment! That's all 'society' cares about. Not ME. There is no duty to me you're fulfilling. It's just getting your overlords to stamp my ticket into heaven or being the abstract phantom so I don't get in the way of the solipsists (which are just those same overlords)."
by Hym Iam May 2, 2024
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indie kid

indie kids are ALL different. literally its all about the music, not wavy hair or cute air forces. do some of us prefer baggy clothes? idk its up to you. the music is indie. indie music is what makes an indie kid indie.
idiot: do i look like an indie kid? 😳
indie: no

idiot: WAAAH UR SO MEAN
indie: *music intensifies*
by sinjinsdirtybathwater November 19, 2020
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