Ultimate Fug Face

aka. U.F.F.
The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.

(1) Whenever my dad gets upset with me, he gets the Ultimate Fug Face.

(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.

by Jmemathinger January 11, 2009

Bassett Hound Face

A vagina that has been abused to the point that its labia look like floppy dog ears, its clitoris like a tongue, and the opening like a drooling dog's mouth thus making it resemble the face of a Bassett Hound.

"Dude did you tap that?"

"Nah. It looked like a Bassett Hound Face so I threw a treat at it, scratched her butthole, and made her go home."

by Shunt343 May 16, 2013

all face and no trousers

Someone who talks a big game but doesn't have the balls to back it up.

Sketchy Alex said he hooked up with that chick last night, but we ran into her the next morning and she didn't know who we were talking about. That guy is all face and no trousers.

by Bfettd January 17, 2014

Resting Weeds Face

A server at a resturant that constantly looks like he/she is always in the weeds.

That server has resting weeds face

by bigback1234 November 15, 2014

Bitch face syndrome

A common condition where pulling a straight face makes you look like a serial killer.

Why do I look like I have bitch face syndrome? Uh oh! Looks like I'm gonna be a serial killer!

by LeUrbanDefiner August 31, 2015

Cat faced cunt

A person with the facial image and personality of a cats arsehole that has been sprayed with citric acid.
Usually found to be teachers or religious lesbians with a penchant for cheap cuts of meat because they are miserable tight cunts.

Did you hear that cat faced cunt! She can go get fucked that fucking dyke.

by Clifford the meat sword August 25, 2016

Wet-Face Watermelon

A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.

Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.

by Angela Diablo January 26, 2016