Porch Monkey

a nigger

Me: look at that lil porch monkey over there, what a blackie

by quandale dingles cumslut May 9, 2022

grumpy monkey

When your man wants some lovin but he didn't get you what you want

Scott tried to get some but i went all grumpy monkey on his ass

by FLwheeler April 18, 2016

Spank the Monkey

A well known phrase, usually exclaimed in commentary when Clydebank FC's Nicky Little scores a goal

That is absolutely SPANK THE MONKEY from Nicky Little. That is disgusting!

by Doricbankie96 July 31, 2021

monkey-type

(adj.) Used to positively refer to something interesting or noteworthy, synonymous with "cool" or "awesome"

Derived from the internet's cultural obsession with monkeys

"Mom, you made some real monkey-type casserole last night!"
"HOLY SHIT DUDE! That was a straight up monkey-type kickflip!"

by Cityo51 January 2, 2023

puple monkey dishwasher

having sex and just before a womans orgasm,leaving the head slightly in as she squirts the puple monkey is dishwashing

she orgazemed so fast i barlely puulled out and got a puple monkey dishwasher!!!

by jang jub October 3, 2008

making monkey

sexual intercourse

“sorry i didn’t answer your email i was making monkey”

by peeandpoopoo November 7, 2020

Monkey

A person of monkey descent.

My friend Jason is a monkey.

by Jasontavius March 25, 2022