Sharp as a wet bag of mice

Incredibly stupid

That man is as sharp as a wet bag of mice

by trdoomcat March 17, 2023

shat-bag

i person who acts like a shit bag aka thomp

Thomp is a shat-bag and is mean.

by thedumbblonde December 18, 2022

Swag Bag

Slang for your nuts.

Damn he got some big ole swag bags

by Akmehd November 9, 2019

Just Put the Money in the Bag Bro

Based on just put the fries in the bag, you say this a s a synonym for just get to the point bro.

I got this idea from this scenario that I created while eating dinner today, imagine two criminals robbing a bank, they must be as swift as possible, but one is distracted talking shit like "Oh this moneys boutta change my life!" The other would say "YO! Just put the money in the bag bro"

(Person 1) "Ok so let me tell you this INSANE thing that just happened to me today, oh before that let me tell you about the time when...."
(Person 2) "Just put the money in the bag bro..."

by QazaPlaza November 6, 2025

Fap bag

A bagood where you keep your fap supplies

"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"

"I put my lotion in my fap bag"

by Gaybadgerboi January 9, 2019

russian punching bag

After chugging vodka lay across two tables allowing your dick to hang downwards and girls under will fight for your penis.

Last night I performed the Russian punching bag with Jessica, Denise and Monica sadly Denise won.

by HolyWhiteness July 21, 2017

Bagged

Screaming someones and then running away to make them look like a fool when they can't identify the screaming person

Mike walked across the grinder today so i bagged him and said "Hey Mike! Let us go on liberty"

by BringBackBagging February 9, 2021