fart bloom time

The time from when you fart till the time you actually smell it. Usually it's instantaneous but could take a couple seconds.

Picture a fart being released and "blooming" upwards like an atom bomb.

Man, that fart had some bloom time. I almost thought it wasn't going to have any smell at all. That was a long fart bloom time.

That fart smelled pretty weak at first but as the bloom time increased it got richer and richer...damn.

by anonymous February 18, 2021

Coachella Time

When you are going to be 15 or more minutes late to an event, but you let your friends know right before you are supposed to be there.

Starr: Sorry guys, I know I said 6:30, but I won’t be there until 6:45

Pheelips: She on that Coachella Time!

by Pheelips April 15, 2024

#nocturnal time

mine n georgias way of saying all nighter.

#nocturnal time tonight

by Poppy dick July 24, 2023

Hamburger Time

Noun: Death

"You're actually closer to dea- "
"NO. SCHTOP. PLEASHE CALL IT HAMBURGER TIME WHEN YOU ARE AROUND USH."
"hankboigers times 🥰🥰"

You're closer to "hamburger time" if you don't see a doctor

by IWantToBeAHillbilly April 14, 2024

dust in time

Means when your so freaking awesome,you couldn't hit the ground even if you fell.

Dust in time manifestation of coincidences and denture adventures.

by Madisonsrealistknapper83 February 19, 2023

Pizza time

Peter Parkers (spiderman) favorite time of the year.

peter: pizza time

by jiraf22 July 1, 2018

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016