sucking face wound

Refers to an aesthetically ugly face, belonging to either a man or a woman, a boy or a girl. The face may appear to have a deformity, but, in actuality, is completely natural.

Derivation of "sucking chest wound", a particular trauma localized in the lower abdomen when blood vessels constrict and "suck" in extraneous flesh.

He is suffering from a "sucking face wound".

Sally appears to have a "sucking face wound".

by Plexus August 18, 2008

Shit Faced to the world

Being so totally wasted that you don't give a damn who sees you.

We went to the concert last night and Stan dropped X and drank so much Tequila that he was shit faced to the world.

by SSteve January 1, 2008

Ultimate Fug Face

aka. U.F.F.
The face where the lower jaw protrudes past the upper jaw and the eyebrows furrow into a particularly ugly line; usually used when in extreme distress. May also be natural face of ultimately unattractive people. Especially found on people who think that they are better than everyone else.

(1) Whenever my dad gets upset with me, he gets the Ultimate Fug Face.

(2) Wow, did you see that girl? she had a permanent U.F.F. I wonder what pissed her off today. Probably her face is just like that naturally.

by Jmemathinger January 11, 2009

face to crotch correlation

phenomenon. The uncanny ability for a OBGYN to distinguish a ladyboy from a lady after years of associating faces of patients with the appearance of their crotch. The expert is even able to predict the gender of a ladyboy of thai tranny caliber.

Dr. P: Wtf how did u score a 90% on the ladyboy test?
Dr. S: oh it's easy her face to crotch correlation was a 7 favoring a woman.
Dr. P: ...

by niggman star33 November 9, 2011

smoke your face

to epically pwn/own somebody
or in literal form to rips somebody's face off and literaly smoke it

i just smoked your face in ping pong
that girl is so viscous she'll smoke your face

by gabester120 February 19, 2010

Shwaysty Face-ted

(SH-Way-STE Face-tid)

To be really, really, really, really, really, reaally, high.

"After hitting that triple hash bowl, I was Shwaysty Face-ted."

"You look Shwaysty Face-ted."

by FinShaggy October 31, 2011

Wet-Face Watermelon

A wet-face watermelon is a sex act involving Watermelon Pop Rocks, a spatula, industrial strength zip ties, Pioneer Valley Gourmet Cinnamon Apple Passion Syrup, Hello Kitty bandaids, and two pinecones from 1 to 3 inches in diameter. The book containing a description of this act, From Gangbangs to Bungalows: A Comprehensive Encyclopedia of Kinks, Hang-Ups, and Deviations, has been banned in almost every developed country, though rumor has it that this ritual is still a common practice among natives of Micronesia.

Alas, I guess we'll never know just what a wet-face watermelon is.

by Angela Diablo January 26, 2016