damp lifestyle

Cutting back on alcohol without totally giving it up.

Not drinking during the weekends or setting a limit when you go out damp lifestyle

by Kimmykimmykimmykimmy January 12, 2023

Philadelphia Lifeguard

(n) someone who probably isn't qualified to do the job and only got it because no one else would do it.

Person 1. "This schmuck doesn't know what he's doing."
Person 2. "He must be a Philadelphia Lifeguard"

by tacobodyparts February 9, 2023

55 lifestyle

a person who lives a rapper and gang lifestyle coasting of having money robbing people and having sex wit multiple females and just being a menace to society

garry-"ai that guy from endz lives a 55 lifestyle"

tom"i thought he was a neek"

by graytohmsAN April 10, 2023

EDSSR-lifestyle

Eat Drink Sleep Sh*it Repeat - lifestyle:

A pointless lifestyle only awaiting life's end and the hope of an Afterlife in bliss.

(S)He was living an EDSSR-lifestyle and as such there was only death to look forward to , well that and eternal bliss.

by Roman Warrior May 28, 2023

Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome

A constant issue among humans where a lot of bad decisions are because the person committing them want to look, be, or act better than the people around them.
Competitive Lifestyle Syndrome can also apply to a person's private lifestyle, such as sexual pleasures or general passions and beliefs.

1: Jeff's a pedophile, we found him with a 14 year old girl. That's why we're not hanging out with him anymore.
2: What the fuck, why would he risk his entire social life just for sexting children?
1: It's some competitive lifestyle syndrome bullshit I don't get.

3: Head of the Sponge Activist Group is trying to take sponges off of the market shelves again.
4: You're kidding me, why the hell do we need a "Sponge Activist Group"?
3: Competitive lifestyle syndrome.

by Prowlerswag June 1, 2023

Damp lifestyle

Choosing not to drink alcohol in excess. Only having several drinks on special occasions. With a damp lifestyle, you may have a drink on the weekend but sometimes choose not to drink at all.

I’m not sober, I live a damp lifestyle.

by shayshay0812 July 2, 2023

John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023