Alabama Nut Stand

One guy is sitting on a girl in the same position the female would be in cowgirl, except with his dick straight down into her. He then proceed to lift both legs into the air sitting only on his nuts and ass.
Man my nuts feel so ripe right now after doing the Alabama Nut Stand last night.
by November 11, 2020
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chuggy nut

chuggy nut is a clumped up glob of semen
john unleashed his chuggy nut onto christina.
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Fat nuts on the table

When the situation is getting real and you put in your all.
Fat nuts on the table when i askes this girl out
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Love Nut

When you’re getting the Gabagoo and say “I love you” as you have a God level orgasm
Amazing healthy boyfriend: You know when I was rearranging your guts, 💦 you love nutted.

Me: what’s a love nut? 😂

Bf: When you uncontrollably said ILOVEYOU at the top of your lungs when I was beatin it from the back n hitting your g spot , rubbing your clit, n biting your ear

Me: 🥲🤤🥰
by Caution Hot Coco January 11, 2023
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nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.
Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.
by NutMagnet October 11, 2013
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Sog Nut

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slurp nuts

to calm down; to step away from a situation; to bring tranquility
woah there buddy, you’re getting pretty heated. why don’t you slurp nuts?”
by GreenYogaBalls May 23, 2023
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