Skip to main content

mmm monkey

,,Mmm Monkey." is the Master Oogway's most famous quote.
Monkey: You saved me. Why?
Master Oogway: Mmm Monkey.
mugGet the mmm monkey mug.

Hump monkey

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.
by АлександрМ August 7, 2023
mugGet the Hump monkey mug.

Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.
Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
mugGet the Flesh Monkey mug.

The Monkey King

Fantastic! Love it! Hilarious (and kid friendly)! Fun for the whole family!
Hym "The Monkey King was great! I loved that!"
by Hym Iam August 22, 2023
mugGet the The Monkey King mug.

Chizzle monkey

I man or a women who likes a good old sniff of the finest whiff but doesn’t know when it is time to call it a day or night/ days or nights. Step away from the chizzle monkey!
Fucking he’ll mate you still up at it ?how many legs have you nailed? You’ve been a right chizzle monkey haven’t you !
by Woodbinetheshep August 25, 2023
mugGet the Chizzle monkey mug.

Shitfaced monkey

someone who annoys you
"GOD SHE IS SUCH A SHITFACED MONKEY"
by homogaycheese August 30, 2023
mugGet the Shitfaced monkey mug.

space monkey

to choke someone so hard during sex that they pass out
She totally let me space monkey her last night bro, I was scared she was about to die forreal!
by throatgoat5643 September 3, 2023
mugGet the space monkey mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email