brown jersey

When you are cuddling your cat inside a jersey and it smears runny poo on you.

I was giving snuffles a cuddle before my race yesterday and she gave me a Brown Jersey

by sifted June 27, 2014

Ri Ri Brown

Rihanna and Chris Brown as one person, since really they were always perfect for each other. It just took them both some time apart to realize it.

Ri Ri Brown is doing a show tonight, but at least Chris Brown seems like the kind of sweetheart that always apologizes after he hits somebody.

by The Original Agahnim May 25, 2021

Brown bullet

When your taking a shit and there’s gas behind it and the shit is in the front and when you push it, it goes flying out like a bullet

My homie Jonathan just did the brown bullet a few hours ago

by Lllll December 23, 2019

The Charlie Brown

Where a man/women spreads there butt to allow there partner to insert the big toe.

She gave me The Charlie Brown last night, i have never nutted that quick before!

by Satindaddy October 24, 2022

Chris Browning

Punching a Female

"ow he just hit Rhianna!"
"yeah he need to stop Chris Browning

by leumaspc July 27, 2017

Cup no brown ho

When your maritime mother confuses her typing

My daughter is a cup no brown ho

by yup887 February 02, 2021

Brown's Law

The practice or idea that most things in life can be improved by owning two of the same item, but on opposite sides of the spectrum of it's intended purpose. This allows you to enjoy the benefits of both extremes on either end without compromise.

-Brown's Law of transportion:
Sports car + Economy car

-Brown's Law of computers:
Gaming desktop + cheap laptop

by MRB703 April 15, 2024