thunder drum penis

A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.

mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"

jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."

by jibolba November 22, 2019

Forest of Penis

A forest located in sweden that is full of penis, there are usual rape attacks every day, 98% of the victims are male. These penises can grow up to 333m (878 feet). These penises will follow you home.

One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!

The forest of penis should not be entered!

Warning - Forest contains penis

Warning - Falling Cum Rain

Warning - Salty Smell of death

by John Johnson Joseph IV May 8, 2024

penis drop

The final drop of cum after busting a huge load.

My girlfriend forgot to wipe the penis drop I left on her face.

by Shayan17 May 23, 2018

A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”

When your throat is feeling coarse and is causing you to squeal in pain, it’s a cockatoo penis throat. A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat,” on the other hand,

is a rhyme from back in the 90s about the a cockatoo penis throat.

Someone: Man, i’ve got a cockatoo penis throat.
Someone else: You’ve got A “1, 2, cockatoo penis throat”!
Someone: Shut up.

by bootylips45678910 July 5, 2023

Penis Bifidula

Double headed sword, two headed penii which can be used in an array of ways.

Holy Rahul cover up man! You lucky bastard you got yourself a Penis Bifidula!

by Double headed penii May 18, 2018

Penis

A wrinkley mushroom

Justin: yo dude! Did you see that massive penis?

Mark: yoooo dude that was a massive dong! I hope it's edible

by _b7ssy April 9, 2021

Penis

A Penis is a stick that u hold to aim. and then water comes out of it.

Oh yeah big penis

by Anshyeetery November 8, 2021