Monkey

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random person 1: Hi giraffe
random person 2: Hi monkey

by monkey man standing on fan March 31, 2023

Monkey food

Bananas.

The monkey didn't have his banana today. He tried to ask for monkey food in monkey talk.

by The Original Agahnim September 24, 2021

patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saaf November 9, 2009

monkey's playhouse

A rare website said to be part of the "Dark Web" it is rumored to contain things ranging from drugs to the buying and selling of people.

Can you find the Monkey's Playhouse

by Anonymous9151 May 13, 2016

Monkey

A watermelon slurpin', popeyes munchin', kool aid lovin', gang sign repping', chain dragging', tree hanging', cotton picking', cross burning', track running', basket ball playing', blues singing', night time thieving', cracker hating ', sneaker stealing', car jacking', no father', food stamp', jail living', big nose', big lip', child support skipping', pants sagging', single mother having', weed smoking', gang banging', drug dealing', opp killing', vine swinging', trap house living', whip scar having', fellow inhabiting the place we know called Compton

My friend Jontavius is such a monkey, he waited in line for 3hrs to get popeyes

by Jasontavius March 25, 2022

money monkey

A noticeably wealthy black person.

"Hey Patrick, you remember that black guy we stole a bike from? Turns out he's won the lottery."
"Damn, he's really gone from a ghetto hoodlum to a money monkey in the span of three weeks."

by TheKnowledgeWithin June 3, 2025

Monkey Pump

Any being in the primate specification who is impregnated and gives birth to two or more babies. When it takes place, it looks like the mother is being pumped and resembles a hose. Also called the cannon of life.

Jim: Dude, I saw a monkey giving birth in the Amazon yesterday! There was like five babies and a lot of blood.

Todd: Oh my god a monkey pump! That is hot.

by John Steinbech April 28, 2011