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Slap Cheese

An expression that become popular in the American Midwest during the late 1800s meaning “the murder of a bastard child”.
In that era, “getting slapped” was a slang term used by lower class citizens for “getting killed” and “cheese” was used as an insult for children of, what late 1800s folk considered, whores. Older ways of making of cheese were considered disgusting and smelly by most so the child-shaming general public used it as an insult.
The combination of the two slang terms birthed the expression, “Slap Cheese”.
Holy shit, Phil! What is the corpse of a child doing bleeding all over the place in my house?”
“I’m sorry, Randy. I adopted him recently, but then I found out he was a bastard so I picked up a pool cue in my rage and did a messy Slap Cheese.”
“Next time do your research before you ruin my carpet.”
by Oh, Slurm? July 20, 2018
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butt cheesed

You're so offended and resentful you're not butthurt anymore you're butt cheesed
He's ao butt cheesed she wasn't talking to him
by Chuckchuck31 June 24, 2017
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closing the cheese

When you're gossiping and spilling the tea but the drama gets too spicy so you have to stop
" I can't eat fruit because fruit scares me!"
"This ain't it I'm closing the cheese"
by cheesyqueen January 25, 2019
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gorillas and cheese

1. Relations with a man
2. Relations with a hairy man
3. Relations with a fat man
4. Relations with a muscular man
5. Relations with a tall man
6. Relations with any man or woman that reminds you of a gorilla!
Did you have gorillas and cheese?

I hope we get to make some gorillas and cheese tonight.

We did some gorillas and cheese in the dumpster!
by ivanaeataturdpwease October 20, 2008
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Cheese-balls

A ginger's pube covered balls
"I received dick pictures from Ed Sheeran. I didn't want those cheese-balls!!!!"
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