Fall off your Danskos

Originally meant to describe someone rolling their ankle while wearing Dansko shoes, which have an unforgiving sole. Evolved to mean wearing any shoes too high and slipping, tripping, stumbling (drunk or not), falling, and rolling or breaking their ankle.

Girl, you better watch yourself before you fall off your Danskos and take out an entire table on the way down!

by ginnypigsoup September 11, 2012

Dropping the kids off at the pool

Taking a shit bitch!!!

As my stomach started to rumble I just knew it was time to drop the kids off at the pool!!!

by Insane V April 21, 2004

break them off something

v. to do someone a favor by giving them something they want.

"yo, break me off your number, biatch!"

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Ran off on da plug

When you're iPhone is at 1% so you run downstairs to get your charger and you slip and fall and then your phone dies

"Yo Sam, did you see me ran off on da plug earlier? Lmao that shit was cray"

by dawalmart April 12, 2016

beat the brakes off the pussy

To give a vigorous fucking to a member of the female species. In WuTang’s “Monument” feat. Busta Rhymes, Busta raps, “fuck a nigga broad till she tired and real calm” beating the brakes off the pussy is just that.

I can’t wait to go fuck That girl, I’m gonna beat the brakes off the pussy.

by blkzilla79 February 2, 2018

drop the Vicks off at the pool

To take a huge dump. Michael and Marcus Vick are first class terds and are referenced here as such

I will be back in a few.....I am going to "drop the Vicks off at the pool."

by Iceman3 February 5, 2009

jam roll jurk off

wanking contest of high speed endurance between 2or more men/adolescents. loser eats the jam roll. see also soggy biscuit.

Tarquin and rupert were bored at school one day and decided to play a game of jam roll jurk off. Tarquin lost and was picking jam roll out of his teeth/pubes for a week. Delicious!!!!

by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006