Redmond standard time

The time zone of reference for all activities at Microsoft Corporation. Sometimes colloquially referred to as Pacific standard time or PST.

A coworker asked, “What is the time zone for our 9 AM meeting?” The manager responded, “Redmond standard time, Bill”.

by floatingsidewalk June 9, 2023

The take of all time

Pretty much saying a hot take is a bad/horrible take.

Bob: roller blades are better than cars.

Jayden: the take of all time.

by Venux June 11, 2023

Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

It’s Pizza Time!

A(n) escape/chase sequence in Pizza Tower that’s activated after destroying Pillar John. Once activated, a timer will appear on the bottom of the screen giving the player a certain amount of time to reach the exit before Pizzaface spawns and begins chasing the player.

1. Jane: shit, It’s Pizza Time!
Brian: you have 3 minutes before Pizzaface comes, you’ll be fine.

by Peppino Spaghetti June 17, 2023

How much clean time do you have

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀

Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?

by Gaggy p June 29, 2023

it's wallin' time

it's time to wall

it's wallin' time!

by bigblueballs123 July 13, 2023

The Hottest time of day

It's me, Travis. I'm the hottest time of day

GrumpyPants — Today at 11:53 AM
Gonna mow this evening when it cools off

Auginer — Today at 11:53 AM
when its the hottest time of the day
11:53 AM
nice
11:53 AM
dumbass

GrumpyPants — Today at 12:29 PM
Evening, retard. When it's cooling off. It's new york, it does cool off in the evenings here

Auginer — Today at 12:29 PM
google "when is it the hottest time of day"

Harriet Tubgirl — Today at 12:31 PM
I'm the hottest time of the day

by Harriet Tubgirl 911 July 22, 2023