Meth Monkey

A zookeeper feeds a monkey a quarter ounce of l
methamphetamine, watching it trip balls for 30 minutes, overdose, shit itself and die

You see the meth Monkey at the zoo the other day?

by TrumpsLeftNut July 20, 2023

monkey beater

monkey beater a person who whips monkeys / niggers for fun or excitement. When you be a mad monkey they will call the monkey beater and will get beat by the nigger whipper

you are a monkey beater

by monkey beaters November 19, 2022

monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick

“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”

by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019

Zebra monkey

A black person with one white parent and one black patent causing strips like a zebra

-Is laquaniqua black?
-no she's a zebra monkey

-what?
-her mom is white as cocaine and her dad is as black as a jigaboo

by Mike-pap May 21, 2013

monkey

an animal from a jungle

“the monkey loves to climb”

by yxshlol#0943 January 4, 2023

monkey man

defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet

monkeys are hot as fuck hes a monkey man

by cock shit November 5, 2020

Astro monkey

Shot out bigger

That fucking Astro monkey.

by Liv3vil69 February 2, 2021