Anti Monkey Butt

formulated with a cornstarch base, kaolin (for extra chafing protection), sodium bicarbonate (for fighting odor) and powdered calamine (for soothing).

And, we’re not monkeying around! Anti Monkey Butt was born from the desire to provide humankind with high quality products that help maximize the well-being and performance of those who work hard, play hard and for anyone who doesn't want to spend their day in discomfort.

by SPrice1980 May 19, 2023

Rat Monkey

A racial slur for all races using the term "monkey".

"That group of people over there is a much of rat monkeys"

by LatvianGod May 20, 2023

Rank monkey

Stinky blud basically just what i call people

ahh! rank monkey!

by forrealongod May 21, 2023

Spider monkey

Someone who has a s/o that is infact a vampire.

Someone who clings onto someone for dear life.

“You better hold on tight spider monkey.”

by Timmythetatortot May 24, 2023

Intercourse Monkey

An intercourse monkey is where you let monkeys into your room and they like to practice anal on you while you're sleeping.

"Hey John, bro last night my monkeys pulled an Intercourse Monkey on me!"

by Remy Gardner May 29, 2023

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023

Faggot Monkey

Bad at Valorant and queer to the point where you break the laws of thermodynamics

Oliver's such a faggot monkey

by Jensifer May 30, 2023