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Brown-Eyed Salute

N- A phrase used when a person has just made a statement that you can tell was complete BS. At this point, you decide that the person is full of crap and thus up to their eyes in "brown", therefore deciding that they are giving you their best brown-eyed salute.
Tommy- "I have a few Ferrari's sitting in my garage at home."

Jenny- "You work at McDonald's. I'm pretty sure that was your best brown-eyed salute, idiot."
by Eizzil Rose November 22, 2011
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Grayson Brown

Has a big penis and is very cool. Everyone needs a Grayson Brown, as he is also known for his amazing humor.
person1: I wish I was Grayson brown, he is too cool.

person2: me too! His penis is so Much bigger than mine.
by GDB113 August 13, 2023
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Brown Comet

A Brown Comet is when a Brown Meteor becomes airborne after swinging it around.
James: A Brown Comet hit the back of my head.

Lucas: Send a pic.
by DUNC3 March 4, 2025
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Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.
My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck
by cmglzr February 22, 2023
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brown zamboni

When you forego cleaning your anus for multiple weeks, only to pull down your pants at the ice skating arena (usually on a date) and drag your butt across the entire ice surface like a dog scooting. The skidmarks create a nice contrast against the white ice surface.
Pat had a terrible time on his date.....they went ice skating..

"but at least he got to perform his brown zamboni before driving her home..."
by Brown Zamboni January 24, 2025
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Brown-neck

A black person who calls themselves brown & does redneck/hillbilly like things.
Q is such a brown-neck hunting & fishing all day & when not on the farm.
by Arrow226 May 12, 2025
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lizzy brown

a girl who licks butter from the bottom of someone’s shoe
i did a lizzy brown at uni
by lizzy brown September 12, 2021
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