A: âomg I just failed my testâ
B: âmine is frickity frackity poo material.â
A: âomg whatâd u getâ
B: âthe teacher didnât like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%â
A: âwhat the frickity frackity pooâ
B: âmine is frickity frackity poo material.â
A: âomg whatâd u getâ
B: âthe teacher didnât like the way I wrote the date so she gave me a -4%â
A: âwhat the frickity frackity pooâ
by iamusingthisusername September 30, 2023

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I shit on You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful shit
Oh, Yes!
by Bad C dev November 16, 2024

by Ohh. Naggers, of course. April 24, 2024

Every video is an exercise in bringing people on to affirm your theory of the universe.
Dr Prophet JeepJorp âSo what youâre saying is... And tell me if Iâm wrong here... Iâm right. Iâm my world view, I mean. Iâm right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... Iâm... Iâm better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you canât control your own mind! You canât even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!â
Dr Prophet JeepJorp âSo what youâre saying is... And tell me if Iâm wrong here... Iâm right. Iâm my world view, I mean. Iâm right. About everything! Jung was wrong. You have a responsibility to others that I fulfill by doing whatever I want and like Moses I am a God to the Pharaoh... Iâm... Iâm better! Better than everyone! You need to do what I say because you canât control your own mind! You canât even understand your own mind! Only I can do it for you! ME! MEEEEEEE!!!â
Dr. Jewden âYouâre absolutely right! Thatâs exactly what I was trying to say! Youâre right! And Hym doesnât need to say whatever comes into his mind at any time. Why? Because your thought is pollution and needs to be mediated by Dr. Jeepjorp (under threat of violence)! The public discourse NEEDS to be controlled! But not by the woke leftist. By us! We need to control it! The only way for you to live a meaningful life is for you to be controlled by us! Donât you see!? Dr. Peepeestones was right all along! About everything! Because in the same way that a whore doesnât need to fuck a retard, you donât control of your own life. Heâs not a charlatan! It doesnât matter that he doesnât believe in God! You need to do what the book says! And Iâll just keep doing whatever I want... regardless of what the book says! Donât you see!? Itâs better this way! It NEEDS to be this way! For everyone! Always and forever. So the Jews donât get holocausted again... for trying to do the thing Iâm trying to do... Er... I mean not that! Ignore that! I didnât say that! No one has ever said that and no one should EVER say that again. No should they be allowed to... because you donât need to... what you need... is to remain in your solipsistic bubble until I say that you deserve an elevated status... then, like me, YOU can become a God to Pharaoh... This is the only way!â
Dr. Professor God âSo what youâre saying is...â
Dr. Professor God âSo what youâre saying is...â
by Hym Iam November 14, 2022

When a killer in Dead by Daylight camps and/or tunnels. Named for the developer that said camping and tunnelling is skill.
by MommaDragon January 3, 2023

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE
by Ńour mum April 2, 2025
