Cheese curtains

The labia of a vegetarian

I am told that vegetarians do not have beef curtains but instead cheese curtains

by Monoculi March 29, 2023

mexican head cheese

Getting head in an unlit parking lot, in the back of a El Camino. Only to find out when the lights came on it was your buddy his mustache shaved off.

You tricked me! Shaved off your mustache to give some mexican head cheese.

by anonymous March 31, 2023

type cheese

a variation of “type shit”, usually used in a setting where profanities aren’t tolerated.

eg. school, work, etc.

jack: yoo i just got my paycheck. finna buy a new car.

jesse: type cheese

by type cheese June 1, 2024

kraft mac and cheese original

my favorite food

you: hey want some kraft mac and cheese original
me: y e s

by fartbulb47 June 5, 2024

Mac and cheese sounds

The sound of sexual intercourse and it sounds like Mac and cheese being made

“Bro I heard Mac and cheese sounds from my parents room if you know what I mean…”

by Sturniolo_fan June 7, 2024

Royal cheesing

When a member of the royal family makes you taste their dick cheese and asks if its poisoned and tells you after that youu ate the smegma

Dude, I totally just got royaly cheesed by prince phillip and it tasted like a rat kiestered fentanyl and sharted it in my mouth

Omg man you just got a taste of royal cheesing

by Jimbooojames June 9, 2024

Alex Cheese Prime

A professional doctor who specializes in curing stds, specifically aids

Alex Cheese prime says banjo Higgins had aids

by ALEXCHEESEPRIME June 11, 2024