Cleveland Browner 

A person who engages in Cleveland Browning; a person who hooks up with a Cleveland Brown, which is a girl with a nice body but an ugly face, also known as a bagger or butterface.

John is such a Cleveland Browner. For the third time this semester he bagged a bagger - he hooked up with yet another ugly chick who happened to have a nice body.

Cleveland Browner by PMax March 9, 2008

brownied 

Rizze's invention.

It's almost the same as loled, it means you've done something bad.

Sessho: OMG Rizze you just got your tongue painted blue!
Rizze: No way! I got totally Brownied! Q_Q

brownied by Sessho November 25, 2007

John Browning 

A gun designer with over 100 gun patents to his name, all of which were successfully sold and put into production. His first patent was for a rifle and sold for $8,000 during the late 1800s. Corrected for inflation, this would be enough to live off the interest in comfort. His most profitable design sold for an estimated $50,000. Many of his models are still in use today, such as the 1911 .45 ACP and the M2 machine gun, which is nearly unchanged beyond higher quality materials even to this day. Followed the engineering concept of KISS: Keep It Simple, Stupid.

He was a member of the LDS faith, also known as Mormons.

John Browning was a genious with gun design.

John Browning by Napoleon the Clown July 8, 2006

Cosmic Brownie 

When you take a shit from large heights and aim for the targets mouth

Dude, I just got a hooker to take my cosmic brownie.

Cosmic Brownie by Cyruspeppercorn February 11, 2018

Brownstone 

Old school street terminology for Heroin.

In the Guns N Roses song "We've been dancing with Mr. Brownstone." AKA shooting heroin.

Brownstone by TF610 December 19, 2009

Browncoat 

A rebel in the Firefly/Serenity universe ('verse). In other words, a wholly awesome person.

Sally: I'm gonna be a bumblebee for Halloween. What about you, Derek?

Derek: Browncoat.

*hordes of screaming girls*

Browncoat by Xina Serene August 20, 2011

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl 

An alternate phrase for a bowel movement.

Gary: I need to take the Browns to the Super Bowl and I think it's going to be a long season.

George: Well I should say so. You've eaten nothing but cheeseburgers for the last week.

Take the Browns to the Super Bowl by jspringston July 7, 2008