Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?
by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023
Get the Flesh Monkeymug. Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022
Get the Mashed Up Monkeymug. Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
by Baddibixch September 27, 2019
Get the Monkeymug. by bob snarle butt November 16, 2019
Get the insane jungle monkeymug. 1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
Get the one eyed monkey lovermug. Those monkeys are so unproblematic
by brookemonk January 20, 2021
Get the Monkeysmug. When one hangs naked from a branch of a tree and does a poo. A variation of this can be two people hanging naked from a branch as well as holding hands and doing a poo. (Can also hang from something else at height eg: mast of boat)
by the one and only jerusaphelt April 24, 2022
Get the Monkey poomug.