penis-food

A woman (or if gay, man) who causes instant sexual arousal at first sight (alternative: penisfood, penis food)
Boy that lass is instant penis-food.
by Mackem_Beefy June 17, 2018
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Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
by nlittle1011 March 07, 2014
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penis contact

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?
by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022
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Penis Wormhole

In an attempt to hide his inadequacies, he bought a Cybertruck. Unfortunately they got amplified because the douchier the truck the smaller the penis. Because the swastitruck is such a leap beyond any of mankind's "little dick trucks" of today, it naturally took on the name, Penis Wormhole.
by Long Duck Dangler February 18, 2025
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penis tuna

Mark: yo dude, you ok?
Chris: no dude, im not. i have penis tuna
by Tooraa January 03, 2019
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Penis smacker

When someone starts acting a bit of their shit, referring to sex in conversations, that don’t have anything to do with sex.
by PeopleSuckSometimes December 11, 2019
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Penis Enis Game

The following are the rules how The Penis Enis Game is played.

One person tries to recite the following in 9 consecutive messages:
Penis
Enis
NIs
Is
S
Is
Nis
Enis
Penis

The recipient's goal is to "block" the Penis Enis by writing "Penis" before the sender can recite the full Penis Enis sequence.
Him: "Penis
Enis
Nis
Is
S
Is

Me: Penis

Him: Damn, nice block

Me: Yeah, you suck at the Penis Enis Game I always beat you.
by ericinman September 09, 2020
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