cum dump

Cum dumps are extremely passive and prefer to think of themselves as objects, made for men to deposit their loads into. They find joy in knowing that their holes are made useful for the many men that they serve, and will happily let men fuck their ass and throat until their deposit has been made.

A cum dump has no preference as to which hole is used to deposit a load, and is motivated by their utility to men. The more they serve the better they feel.

A cum dump prefers loads to be deposited inside them, but expects – like a city dump – that there will be a lot of loads that are carelessly deposited anywhere on them.

Cum dumps don’t really do anything, merely providing holes for men to use, being useless for much else.
Stevie: "Dude did you see what Hayden did last night? Just starfished all night, while everyone fucked the hell outta him. At one stage his ass was DP'd and someone else was waaaay down his throat. And he just laid there all limp and shit.

Jake: "Yeah Hayden's a fucking cum dump man - useless fucking cum dump"
by Jay-1001 February 01, 2025
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Jizz cum in my anus in ohio

the cat is doing that, skibidi
I want some Jizz cum in my anus in ohio RIGHT NOW!
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Kings Cum

The same drinking game as Kings Cup but instead of mixing alcohol, every one will jerk off into the centre cup and last person to pull a King will drink it.
Let’s play Kings Cum;
“You pulled a King, Jerk off into the cup

“I this is my second time, I’m going to need a hand.”
“I’m going to guzzzel that creamy cumshot of a Kings cup
by 1/2$Penny July 04, 2022
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Hole in Cum

When you are sat down and erect you keep masturbating until you cum and once you do you have to shoot it into your own mouth.
"Lets have a quick game of Hole in Cum"
"It took me three tries to get a Hole in Cum"
by Squirty Murphy June 14, 2025
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the cum note

(assuming you know project sekai)
a specific note on ifuudoudou that plays during a lyric that translates to "overflowing liquid"
chronically online people avoid this note for fear of their fingers getting pregnant or something
RuiStan420: guys... i touched the cum note... im due in 9 months
by fishgaming February 26, 2024
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Butt Cum

A brown substance that comes out of your butt when aroused.
“Do NOT butt cum” “I’m gonna butt cum”. Also “It’s not shit it’s butt cum. Sure it comes from the same place as shit but it’s not, it’s butt cum”
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Jesus Cumming

Jesus did cum in his time he had cum 3000 times as soon as he was born.
I was watching Jesus Cumming
by JESUS CUMMING April 05, 2023
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