don’t cheese me

stop irritating me, stop provoking me

“bro..my mom keeps on nudging me to wash the dishes like don’t cheese me I’ll get to them.

by miwa! October 3, 2025

Cheese

a substance known as cum

guy 1 : have you tried kontol with cheese ?

by y0urbe3stie May 5, 2021

Goat Cheese

A nickname for the white coating on one's tongue when not brushing often.

Dentist: Jesus Christ, Zack!

Zack: What?

Doctor: You have a bad case of goat cheese.

by GrumpisGrump October 29, 2020

Cheese Whistle

A descriptive name given to a smegma caked penis.

"Get that filthy cheese whistle out ma face, its fuckin stinkin"

by Tendek February 7, 2021

Dick cheese

yummy substance from unwashed penis

person: damn! he has dick cheese

other person: 😏

by bigfatdickcheese January 7, 2022

Cheese

Cheese is a loaf of milk. Don't ever feed it to vegans. If you eat blue cheese what on earth is going on inside your head to make you do that!?

Oh look, cheese. I'd love to feed that to my vegan dinner lady.

by Lettuceandtomatoesarepeng November 16, 2019

minner cheese

pimento cheese, a Southern (USA) mix of shredded cheddar, pimentos and mayonnaise. Served on white bread.

The book club ladies had minner cheese sandwiches for lunch with sweet tea.

by jmac8 March 14, 2011