shit-kicker

An uncouth person of limited intelligence or faulty manners; a cracker.

The new platoon sergeant sure is a shit-kicker. That chump couldn't find his own ass with both hands if you spotted him one.

by Tummy AuGratin April 10, 2006

Shit Sandwich

Symbolic of the human condition in a market-driven capitalist society.

Life is like a shit sandwich; the more bread you have, the less shit you gotta eat.

by roadcoder May 12, 2008

shit wagon

A derogative name for a police patrol car.

Hide in those buses here comes a shit wagon.

by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009

shit pump

A television. So named because its function is to deliver crap into your living room.

"Put the shit pump on, love. It's time for "Celebrity Big Brother" again."

by Zog The Undeniable August 16, 2011

A piece of shit

A little piece of awsomeness

Well isnt that just a piece of shit

by Savy my nigga January 14, 2019

Tabel shit

When you take a shit the size of a large table

OMG!!! that is one bug tabel shit!

by ALMFFE April 26, 2010

SHIT JUNIOR

A person who is below Senior Shit but slightly above Baby Shit & still receives the shitiest most work in the office.

Hey David stop working on the new houses your Shit Junior i need you doing redlines & adding wall bracing.

by jack hole September 28, 2006