Louisiana Hot-Pocket

Spread the pussy lips and stuff with Kale. Can be presented on a table with a placemat and large wooden spoon.

She wasn’t a fan of football, but everyone came over for her Louisiana Hot-Pocket.

by Scoobyeatsalpo October 12, 2017

Portuguese Hot Pocket

(noun) The act of heating a hot pocket for 30 seconds in the microwave (no more/no less) slicing one side open with a butter knife and using it as a diy flesh light.

Jim: I was feeling pretty lonely last night.
Jerry: What did you do?
Jim: I went ahead and made a Portuguese Hot Pocket

by Portugal The Hot Pocket May 11, 2016

hot dog fancy

something that is considered fancy to a person from a middle/lower-class background but not neccesarily to a more wealthy or less suburban person.

"Her Purse is so Hot Dog Fancy. Where did she but it? Target?"

"That scarf is so hot dog fancy, where did you get it?"

by Gentry McShane May 15, 2005

Hot Girl Summer

A lame excuse to be a whore while school is out. And honestly all girls do is flirt and screw with guys. Hot boy summer on the other hand is straight up for pick me boys i don’t even care.

Hot Girl summer- a time where girls don’t date for marriage and flirt with guys.

by Lyrac June 4, 2022

Hot Carl

The act of punching/hitting a woman, rendering her unconscious and then taking a dump on her chest.

She was a bit unsure about anything involving poo so I gave her a Hot Carl and made the decision for her.

by jacklovesold March 3, 2009

american hot lunch

Sexual encounter in which the gentleman pokes his pink pogo-stick into a ladies mouth, through a turd on a piece of cling film.
Particularly popular in Germany. Ironically

'What better gift on the anniversary of their wedding than an American Hot Lunch,' thought Geoffrey as he pushed his shit stained cock through the clingfilm into Josi's gaping cake hole. He always was a romantic chap.

by James M.A M May 8, 2006

Hot Carl Thomas

The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.

Tango: So how did that date go last night?

Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?

by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 26, 2010