PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder.
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
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pop out penis

A retracted penis, usually due to obesity, which is buried or hidden beneath the surface of the surrounding skin. Usually resembles a sphincter when not erect.
I thought he had a front butt, til he got horny. Then the pop out penis grew like a mighty redwood.... sapling.
by BrotherHolcomb October 25, 2020
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Matthew's penis

A very average dick. Some might even say slightly below average.
"Did you hear about John? He's got Matthew's penis"
by MattDidAThing May 01, 2023
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Banban Penis

A very rare 'filler' sentence, mostly used for expressing an expression to a certain feeling, object, etc. (ex. banger, mood, etc...)
Popularized by Youtuber 'Yahiamice'
Jay: "What's the best song you've ever listened to?"
Adam: "Ive gotta hand it to The Wolf by Siames. It literally feels like Banban Penis."
Jay: "What the fuck is Banban Penis."
by Paleo1523 October 11, 2023
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Penis Palooza

do sex in a locker
Hey Bob mc. Bobberson, I did a Penis Palooza today!
Bob mc. Bobberson: wai wat-
by P0pcord February 22, 2021
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Penis bump

Also known as dick bump, penis bump is when you bump your penises together with someone else, typically on purpose, similar to a "chest bump".
That was sick... PENIS BUMP!!

Let's do a penis bump!
by LingDanc803 July 16, 2023
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Fucker’s Penis

In the same vain as tennis elbow, and athlete’s foot . The pain in a specific body part from extreme overuse
Rich : Hey Mike , you okay buddy ? Why you walking like that ? Ate some bad tacos last night?
Mike : Nah , I wish !....

...I hooked up with a young hottie and had crazy sex all night , and now I have a serious case of fucker’s penis .
by Cam11 September 15, 2019
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