Blown out like a barbers cat

meaning., gorged , stuffed or full of food

I'm blown out like a barbers cat ...

by ceedee1950 May 8, 2023

Like Satan Crawled Up His Asshole

To describe an instance of one being so unbelievably angry, that such anger is unholy.

"Sometimes, when Josh rages, he gets so unequivocally, royally pissed off, that it's like Satan crawled up his asshole. It's actually quite frightening."

by M0UNTA1N5 May 9, 2023

Lady Like

A funny name usually used to refer to trans people

Hey, so your girlfriend is Lady Like?
yes

by greng May 12, 2023

Do it like dennis

when you reach down and rip her lips clean off just like dennis from the spongebob film when he is chasing spongbob and patrick

“do it like dennis”

*grabs and tears genitals straight out to reveal a patch of bare skin*

by mynamecheff May 13, 2023

national eat like a camel day

January 19 A day where you chew loudly and open-mouthed. Like a camel

“Can you chew with your mouth closed?”
“Nah bro it’s National eat like a camel day”

by Gamerboy012 January 19, 2023

does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023