Can I get a witness? 

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.

1: go to the office, you pushed her!

2: i didn't do it!

1: go now!

2: Can I get a witness??

Can I get a witness? by Alfons Richter April 8, 2008

"With Six, You get Egg Rolls" 

The term used on first and/or second dates to make your date feel confused and uncomfortable, (but will make them feel special and jazzed) to the point that they will feel that they will have to "put out" and tell their other friends that they did "The Egg roll"

Girl- So if you think you're getting any.. we will see.."
Guy- Oh yeah? Well, "With Six, you get Egg Rolls"
Girl- I'm so turned on..I think.. and lets skip the movie..

"With Six, You get Egg Rolls" by Dave70 May 4, 2006

You want to get it the poping 

it means do u want to fight cause we can fight right now come lets fight

marie i hear u wamt to fight me and saying shit if u want to get it the poping we can get it the poping

You want to get it the poping by kitty May 13, 2005

To get one's beak wet 

To moisten one's 'beak', metaphorically or literally. Initially coined by one CaptSteelShank, briefly plagiarised by Professor Poulet, but then swiftly recovered by its original creator, the phrase 'Man's got to get his beak wet' was originally used to describe the process of landing at Construction Site ('struc city bitch) on Call of Duty's Blackout to quickly engage the enemy.

The phrase has since been adapted to mean 'to moisten one's genitals through acts linked (but not restricted to) coitus', primarily due to the abrupt departure of the Captain's partner from a 9 year relationship with little more explanation than 'I need time for myself.'

Man's got to get his beak wet!

Did you hear about Jim? It's been a while but man got his beak wet last weekend!

'Have you seen Tom?' 'No I think he's getting his beak wet in your bedroom'

What is it to get one's beak wet?

To get one's beak wet by Captain Steelshank March 22, 2019

let's get lit 

When you get harassed by other people to get so drunk that you can't move or you just die

You need a girlfriend but before LET'S GET LIT #YOLO #SWAG #MYLIFE

let's get lit by Ivanisjeff2134 November 12, 2019

shine-get 

A great reg over at the vesti. The kind of person that makes you proud to say "i am a vestibulian!"

shine-get posted yet another amazing thread!!

shine-get by K-X ;\ August 14, 2003

Go get 'em tiger... 

A phrase used when you are having a conversation with someone (usually a friend), and the other person is being a complete dumbass and doesn't understand what you're talking about, even though its completely understandable... But then they finally get it.

John: Hey, where were you today?
Sam: I was home sick...
John: Oh where were you? I didn't know you were on vacation!
Sam: I'm at home. Sick. Dumbass.
John: Oh!! You're home.. and you're sick. Sucks man!
Sam: Go get 'em tiger...

Go get 'em tiger... by SmileFlirtFuck September 11, 2011