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go screw yourself

“Oh, go screw yourself Jimmy!”
by Spikethemad712 May 14, 2018
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Tell about yourself

The phrase used in a girl’s dating profile if she lacks the ability to create a decent bio about herself.
McKeighlee’s dating profile contained no information about herself other than the phrase, “tell about yourself.”
by T$Bop November 9, 2020
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How to kill yourself

Don't do it. Life is difficult but you'll make bub <3 your enough and amazing! You dont need to try to be enough because you've always been enough : I love you
Person 1: I looked up how to kill yourself last night
Person 2: you can always reach out to me, your so important and matter
by :]]]]]]]] October 16, 2020
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jerking yourself off

The state of showing your own work or doing something for your own gain, similar to flexing. A common phrase used would be “Quit jerking yourself off, bro”.
Yo, I saw what you said about your art in class today, quit jerking yourself off, bro.
by Azzurum November 4, 2018
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kill yourself

something said by cowardly faggots who have no consideration for others feelings; probably feeling insecure inside themselves.
asshole : kill yourself
by happyhedgehogs September 7, 2016
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because you touch yourself at night

a funny phrase to say after any question
Friend: Why do i suck?
Me: Because you touch yourself at night
by Killinphil March 25, 2009
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Go Ice Yourself

A term used to tell someone to chill, go commit suicide, Smoke something, or take an ice shower.

Commonly said to a friend as in a joke-as in one person says No u, directly after someone says it.
Guy: ugh I fucking hate my life!
Guy#2: Just..Go Ice Yourself.

Guy:Fuck I'm so fucking pissed, fuck you, fuck the world!
Guy#2: Go Ice Yourself man, the tent you're starting to pitch is fucking nasty.

Guy:Go Ice Yourself.
Guy#2:No u.
Guy:No U
Guy#2:NO U Fucking bitch, I'll ice ur mom too!
by IKilledTheParty February 21, 2010
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