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You’re So Vain 

Son of a gun
You walked into the party like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror, as you watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you don't you?
You had me several years ago when I was still quite naive
Well you said that we made such a pretty pair and that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee clouds in my coffee and
You’re So Vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you don't you don't you?
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee clouds in my coffee and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you don't you?
Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, you're with some underworld spy
Or the wife of a close friend wife of a close friend and
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I bet you think this song is about you
Don't you don't you don't you?
You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
Probably think this song about you
You're so vain
You’re So Vain by Death Menace August 24, 2023
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You're talking to a mirror

An insult used to argue with hypocrites, whose words also affects themselves.
Ugly person: wow, why are you so ugly?
Normal person: sorry to tell you, but you're talking to a mirror.

You’re The One That I Want 

I got chills, they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
'Cause the power you're supplying
It's electrifying!
You better shape up (do-do-do)
'Cause I need a man (do-do-do)
And my heart is set on you (and my heart is set on you)
You better shape up (do-do-do)
You better understand (do-do-do)
To my heart I must be true
Nothin' left, nothin' left for me to do (ooh)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
You’re The One That I Want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed)
If you're filled with affection
You're too shy to convey
Meditate in my direction
Feel your way
I better shape up
'Cause you need a man, I need a man
Who can keep me satisfied
I better shape up (do-do-do)
If I'm gonna prove, you better prove
That my faith is justified, are you sure?
Yes, I'm sure down deep inside
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (oh, yes, indeed)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (yes, indeed), ooh-ooh!
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey
The one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh
The one I need (the one I need)
Oh, yes, indeed (oh, yes, indeed)
You're the one that I want (you are the one I want)
Ooh, ooh, ooh...

you're the man now dog

The metamorphosis from a socially-assigned characterization as a universally deprecated tumor on the societal fabric to a pinnacle of relational desirability and validity as evidenced by the adoring prostrations of those less socially endowed as the result of the semi-divine portrayal of personal superiority through action.
Manny escaped his parents' brutish demands that he continue washing the dishes as his legally-dependent-youth-dictated-role required. His friend Antonio remarked on hearing of such an accomplishment, "You're the man now, dog!"

you're a faggot 

Is a phrase used by the speaker to indicate that he (the speaker) is in fact a homosexual.

The term was first used when semi-popular Youtuber Shane Dawson told all of his subscribers, in front of his camera "You're a faggot". The phrase has grown in popularity ever since. It can be heard most on the first 7 seasons of Maury.
"Hey dude, guess what. You're a faggot!"
"Oh wow, I'm so proud of you! Congratulations!"
you're a faggot by GNRlova23 November 2, 2013

you’re clapped 

“You’re Clapped” is an insult in the UK, in Britain and London. This phrase means that you have slept with many people whether they be your own gender or not.
Me: oi bruv
You: what bruv
me: you’re clapped
you: *cries*

You're Chate 

"You're Chate" means "You're Shit" In that, chate means shit. "You're Chate" is the most common use of the word "chate" in a phrase.
Jack, you're chate!

That shirt smells like chate!

Where's chate head? he's late for practice again.
You're Chate by Alana Rachel January 6, 2008