Weasel Mootch

The cavernous vaginal opening of a large woman, who pretends she knows it all. Who is that full of herself, believes she is perfect as she is and everyone else is shit

Damn, that fat weasel had a huge mootch, it was the ugliest thing I'd ever seen but she thinks it's pretty.

Weasel went to get her mootch waxed the other day and she told me the Asian worker said 'oh hunni you hab such preti pussy'

Weasel Mootch

by tobeat February 13, 2018

Weasel my diesel

Weasel my diesel

Oh please weasel my diesel

by Pro-weaseler May 9, 2018

Weasel

1. A FUCKING ANIMAL
2. The world's greatest Ron.

1. (Man one) Did you see that weasel.
(Man two) A weasel! Where! I'm alergic!
2. EVERYONE LOVES RON.

by Seymour the Ham Steamer June 12, 2018

Weavered

Derived from a lucrative greek god, Tyłus Weavüs Måximus who had great influence over masses of the population yet legends have it, he didn’t even know his own power.
When somebody reaches either a god like state, or a contrasting state of embarrassment or utter disappointment, can be used in a wide variety of situations.

This K’s got me absolutely weavered.
He sent me a photo of tyler, I’ve been weavered.
He basically goes with his sister, thats weavered.

by Fettywapemimemhybrid December 9, 2020

weasel waxer

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

wesser

A disabled person

You fucken wesser

by wesser idiot November 7, 2021

Weasel

Someone who goes behind your back to tell on you or snitch.

That weasel, Jimmy went behind our backs.

by AshKetchep February 2, 2022