Shit weasel

A phrase normally utilized to expressing aggravation toward someone you are well aquainted with.

"Hey shit weasel! Were the fuck did you put the nutella?"

by poshloster 3000 January 1, 2012

Weasel Wardancer

noun - Admin of the Free-Oldies board, which sucks because it's French, and the members are lame.

"Weasel Wardancer is french..."

by AnatomyIsDestiny March 16, 2004

weasel dink

a nice hard, hot, wet dick that weasel's in and out of a pussy the proper way

Man, do I like when he does me with his weasel dink.

when I talk about getting fucked properly to my girlfriends...

by nishta January 26, 2008

punishing the weasel

to pleasure oneself manually (male)

Mother cought me punishing the weasel, when I showed her the mess he made, she gave him a slap too!

by shoe booty December 24, 2008

bleed a weasel

a coarse, and somewhat ridiculous, term for defecate

Excuse me, I gotta go bleed a weasel.

by Nirom Fej May 20, 2008

Pop Goes the Weasel

Historically a childhood game with a catchy little tune but the more au courant reference is to the band of gutless and treasonous weasels in the Trump Administration who are getting popped by their own greed, one by one.

Every night as I’m watching the news I can hear the familiar “Pop Goes the Weasel“ tune playing in my mental background.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

Cheese Weasel Day

Holiday that takes place on April 3rd of every year, or 3 days later if the holiday falls on a weekend. On this day, if an IT or similar worker in the high-technology industry has been good all year, the cheese weasel(not to be confused with the Wisconsin party band "The Cheese Weasels") will leave a piece of cheese(originally a slice of Kraft American, but has since become more commonplace to use any cheese) under the keyboard for said worker to find in the morning. Although the holiday's origin is murky, its tradition can be traced as far back as 1992 when a weasel was spotted carrying a Kraft Single. As Hallmark and The American Dairy Association are unaware of this holiday, it remains mostly non-commercial and is less well known than other mascot-visits-all-the-good-boys-and-girls holidays. Cheese weasel day also has its own song (which consequently has no known tune).

Official site is here: http://cheeseweaselday.com/

Fred: "Hey Bob, looks like you've been a good little IT guy this year."

Bob: "How you figure?"

Fred:***Points at Kraft Single under Bob's keyboard** "Why, you got visited by the cheese weasel of course! Don't you know its cheese weasel day?"

Bob: "Wow I completely forgot! I guess I have been good this year."
***Proceeds to eat the cheese**


Song:
“Who brings the cheese on April 3rd?
The Cheese Weasel
He’s not a silly bunny or a reindeer or a bird,
He’s the Cheese Weasel
He’s got a cute black tail
And tiny buck teeth
He doesn’t bring fish, and he
Doesn’t bring beef
So you’d better be good if you wanna get some cheese
From the Cheese Weasel.”

by tatersalad1246 April 3, 2009