To is to fall for the trick of false authenticity or implied character connection in a piece of media, usually and especially as it relates to queer relationships. The "Wax Apple" as it were is a hollow but appealing representation of a desire audiences have that may be encouraged by the media's author or showrunner, frequently hinted at, or built up to, only to never come to fruition.
Me and Jake used to love watching Teen Wolf together, but i dropped it after all the Sterek Queerbaiting. Jake is all too happy to Bite the Wax and hope they'll still end up together even after the Malia thing.
by TeddyUrsa August 12, 2025

Someone who is really good at games. His gamesense is really good. He is surely a ginger sadly. Everyone that has advantages got some disadvantages :(
by Thorefication April 22, 2021

A verb primarily used in a retail enviorment to depict the act of putting the stores merchandise in a cart used for the storing and moving supplies associated with the waxing process.
by Grimmok September 17, 2018

I took my first shit in my new house and it was a clean wipe! Friend: A Wax Shit that is awesome, it means good luck
by Uncletoad May 21, 2024

by Pokey123 June 18, 2008

The act of having someone performing masturbation on you, including all forms of oral, anal, sexual interaction.
Hey dogg, what you up to?
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!
Nothing man just going to stay in tonight.
Ohh stop bullshitting you getting your shit waxed!
by wellhungdrywall March 21, 2009

by Bingus wiener February 7, 2022
