Tired suprise

A tired suprise is when your pumping him or her in the ass. You pull your dick out and there's a terd or a milk dud stuck on the cock and you wipe it off on the underside of a pillow

Me and Sally had a blast lastnight. But it got all weird I had to leave her a tired suprise

by Bills rv service August 9, 2019

Tired black eyes

Tired black eye: a term used for bags under you eyes

Mother- wake up!
Son- ugh! Fine.
Mother- come on! Get rid of those tired black eyes!

by Thecutegirl1123] September 3, 2017

check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.

I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.

by YourMotherTrucker October 1, 2017

dick tired

When you fuck a guy all night long you’re so tired the next day nothing makes sense.

He fucked me so hard last night that I’m dick tired today.

by DDB’s October 2, 2017

truck tire

Slang for same sex relationship.

Look at those two male truck tires kissing at the ice cream place.

by MightyLaynex April 28, 2017

Crack tired

When you're so tired/deprived of sleep you look like you've done hard drugs.

"Dude you look fucking crack tired"

by Kravenmorrdeth May 7, 2017

tired pudding

An old sloppy vagina.

Man that old hag has tired pudding.

by Tobixwasxhere June 26, 2017