Stupid Fish

When a person forgets to do something that would be easy enough for a goldfish to remember.
Scott forgot to turn the stove off and remove his kraft dinner from the element before going to bed... Stupid fish
by Chuter November 25, 2009
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herd stupidity

Having preference for the epidemiological condition resulting in reduction of airborne communicable disease transmission requiring 60-70 percent of a given, closed community to have acquired natural immunity to the infection at the expense significant mortality when targeted immunization protocols can achieve the same objective without inherent suffering.
COVID-19 infection? Get you some! Put away yer mask, gimme a high-five and let's party with the germs!
Ummm. I think I'll wait for the vaccine rather than jump on your herd stupidity train.
by YAWA November 17, 2020
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Stupid Attack

When you do something you know you shouldn't do, "the voice in your head says STOP!"but you do it anyway, then get caught.
Never spit into the wind. It's a windy day and you coughed up something that needs to be out of your body. Take a deep breath and let it fly. It turns back and hits you in the leg or someone else. "Hey I'm so sorry I must have had a stupid attack"
by woodrak February 22, 2011
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stupid-busy

Applies particularly to retail work. When the store is so busy that both the customers and the employees seem to lose intelligence aka "get stupider." This makes work that much more difficult and thus seem more busy.
The store got stupid-busy today; nobody had a clue what was happening.
by Roy Killington April 25, 2011
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Artificial Stupidity

n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
by Tagz June 21, 2011
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Stupid Words

Something contradicting what you mean, something you don’t mean, or something just plain stupid.
Girl:Will you give me the test answers? *flashes boobs*
Nerd boy: Is that supposed to be impressive?
Cool guy: Dude, you and your stupid words.
by EverythingIsMeaningless September 20, 2019
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cupid stupid

The poor decision making that occurs when one is falling in love.
It was clear when he proposed marriage after just one month, Ryan was truly cupid stupid for Kathie.
by Hotryno November 22, 2015
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