back door gardening

To shave your ass hair

I've got a big date tonight. I need to do a bit of back door gardening.

by Darkened Joker April 17, 2017

Plant the bluegills in the garden

Verb. Hide or conceal evidence or contraband somewhere.

The PoPo comin at us! Plant the bluegills in the garden then let's lay low for a while!

by Terry Bad Ice March 30, 2017

sound garden

the ultra hip and extra commerical corporate "grunge" knock off band that after listen one is compelled to ram a cold steel dildo into ones ears

dude, your being hella sound garden at the moment, KOCK IT OFF

by lb bleek December 28, 2005

garden of good and evil

the private parts of a guy fun for kicking.

"she got me...right in the garden of good and evil"

by Nate March 20, 2004

Garden State Brickface

Description of an ugly girl from New jersey, based on the name of an actual existing company

"She had nice tits but a Garden State Brickface."

by cabarle December 15, 2008

ovarian garden salad

Nasty stuff one may get when going down on a woman who miscarried or underwent an abortion.

I met this amazing chick in the pub, and was looking forward to gowing down on her. What I hadn't reckoned with was the fact that she underwent an abortion not that long ago, so I got some nasty ovarian garden salad.

by Novartza November 7, 2008

Garden Gnome Fetish

Someone who likes to do the nasty with garden gnomes! OH YEAH!

Guy #1: Hey man, I heard on the news that the local Home Depot was broken into and all the police found was a bunch of garden gnomes with cum on them.
Guy #2: Gross, homie! That fucker must have had a Garden Gnome Fetish!
Both: Whoooooaaaaaaaa!

by Miss Informative January 17, 2012