by Centennial August 15, 2015
Get the Bible Boppermug. An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.
"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."
by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022
Get the Bible Bitchingmug. A type of music genre not to be confused with that famous mountain in Sri Lanka. While some Lyrics and other musical elements of The "Bible Rock" Music Genre embrace similar structure as Gospel Music, aka, Gospel Music, it finds a unique place in modern music society as interwoven," Biblical Story Telling", laced with The "Progressive Testament" to The "Human Condition". "Bible Rock" qualifies as religious cultural evolutionary expression, rather than merely a genre held as a method of preserving posterity. Bible Rock tends to differentiate from this fixated stream of thinking because it carries ritual and traverses time through mythological and through legendary epochs of human history as it contains a consistent interpretation pertinent to a "New Age". The "Bible Rock" Music Genre is embracing flexibility within all ethnic barriers and is universal with respect to those various influences.
The traditional song entitled "Motherless Child" became transformed as a "Bible Rock" Song as it endures since antiquity, being furtherd, translated, and transcribed by Musicians and Singer Songwriters.
by Giordano Bodhi April 2, 2021
Get the Bible Rockmug. 1. Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth
2. Book Interpreting Black Label Etiquette
3. Beast Inside Babylon's Loving Estuary
4. Basically an ancient book of chapters written in clues and riddles throughout, about God trusting a man and woman to manage and magnify his source of life, only to be disappointed by them getting naked, fucked and lazy instead. God throws them out of his garden paradise and they go on to create sin after sin with their own minds understanding, which repeatedly destroys their world.
5. A book of musical arrangement in theory.
6. The ancient Serpent, that old Devil and Satan; great red dragon; false prophet.
7. A book of spells, brainwashing, black Magick, recipes, vibrational influence/patterns, closure.
8. The pale horse named Death and Hell following.
2. Book Interpreting Black Label Etiquette
3. Beast Inside Babylon's Loving Estuary
4. Basically an ancient book of chapters written in clues and riddles throughout, about God trusting a man and woman to manage and magnify his source of life, only to be disappointed by them getting naked, fucked and lazy instead. God throws them out of his garden paradise and they go on to create sin after sin with their own minds understanding, which repeatedly destroys their world.
5. A book of musical arrangement in theory.
6. The ancient Serpent, that old Devil and Satan; great red dragon; false prophet.
7. A book of spells, brainwashing, black Magick, recipes, vibrational influence/patterns, closure.
8. The pale horse named Death and Hell following.
The BIBLE is such a tricky and confusing novel about life after damnation and abandonment from God, when in reality the BIBLE is resounding the outcome resulting from people not practicing musical talents in every day living.
by DeepThrowWitDancer March 16, 2022
Get the BIBLEmug. by Ubeenbamboozledson May 27, 2024
Get the The Biblemug. Bella- Let’s go to crack co*caine in the school restroom
sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead
lovie- Ahem
sam- no I think i’ll read mg bible instead
lovie- Ahem
by anonymous November 7, 2023
Get the biblemug. The 10 commandments of fucking off your life to play runescape properly;
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.
1. thou shall not leave the computer seat for longer then 3 seconds unless to get coke
2. thou shall do 1m xp a day or slash thy genitals
3.be pro
and so on, this religion was derived from the church of timlohaye.
<crazy train>:omfg im pro <lvl 138>:omfg do you like ever read the bible of broman you fail shit <crazy train>: no i sit around masterbating all day and cybering people.
by jesssssssssssssssssssssssa February 20, 2009
Get the bible of bromanmug.