second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

by thamongrel May 11, 2008

second hand cringe

Personal cringe one feels for another person

I got second hand cringe while watching him try to speak in a Japanese accent

by strangely melancholy May 5, 2018

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

second-class citizen

a person belonging to a social or political group whose rights and opportunities are inferior to those of the dominant group in a society

I'm tired of being treated like a second-class citizen.

by RedHeadInAz January 19, 2017

second semester senior

A victim of senioritis. Often displays symptoms of apathy, procrastination with the realization that it-be 'it' school, sports, whatever-doesn't really matter anymore. Second semester seniors can be found lying in bed, on facebook, at a party, or anywhere that requires the least amount of work possible. The most important question to a second semester senior is:
'Does it REALLY matter?'

Students are no longer considered a second semester senior once they have graduated, whereafter procrastination and laziness is their own damn fault.
A second semester senior may have been anybody before senioritis hit- an IB/AP whiz, stoner, that foreign kid- because senioritis will claim anyone and everyone as its victim.

yo holmes, i ain't doin my psych poll- im a second semester seniorrr.

A second semester senior receives an F for both achievement and effort.

I am writing this definition instead of filling out scholarship info.
It is a good choice.

by tragicomedy January 23, 2009

five second rule

This is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room.

When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor.

by drew s April 19, 2004

kilometers per second

Km/s (kill myself)

I did so bad on my test I really wanna kilometers per second

by Simon Chiang November 10, 2017