rule of the road

Referring to road head, this is usually used in a sentence when someone is talking about a car ride with a girl. The rule of the road is when and if you give a girl a ride somewhere in your car and she gives you no money or gift, she must follow the rule of the road and give you road head.

guy 1: i gave cindy a ride home last night.
guy 2: did she follow the rule of the road?
guy 1: naw, she gave me $10

bill: i gave sarah a ride to wal mart earlier.
jimmy: you use the rule of the road?
bill: yeah, she tried to stop by an ATM to give me cash but i refused and made her sucky sucky

by John Chargualaf December 3, 2006

road pizza

a dead animal in the road

Looks like those crows were after the road pizza.

by Light Joker December 20, 2004

road drip

When someone takes a road trip and ejacuates at some point during the trek.

Oh man, I drove from San Diego to Tempe & when my girl gave me road head, the road trip turned into a road drip. Know what I mean?!?!

by GlazeHer November 3, 2016

Road Gloat

To observe or think about someone else's driving with triumphant and often malicious satisfaction, gratification, or delight.

She looked at the other driver who was pulled over by the police and couldn't help but Road Gloat over how good a driver she was.

by venivici March 5, 2009

word on roads

Another term for “word on the street”: Aka, gossip between everyone

Word on roads is these niggas think it’s sweet. They think we some hoes, we gotta show em somthing now.

by Next up December 16, 2018

road kibble

Junk food eaten while travelling, esp. in a car.

Did you get the the road kibble I asked for? I really wanted Doritos and Mountain Dew.

by brian June 29, 2004

Road King

Road King: (Noun) - A individual who is so large, that when they pass you in a tight space, you must let them by first, because they are the king of the road by default.

Bill, the Road King, was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."

by roadrebelblackstar January 3, 2011