Not too late

Something after 6am

Not too late: I can't have a late one. Work and immigration tomorrow

by RaySS1987 May 10, 2023

Late turd abortion

The act of aborting a bowel movement before full evacuation, sometimes mid-release, usually due to other obligations in one’s daily schedule. This often results in an uncomfortable turtlenecking of the rectum until defecation can be resumed.

I went to take a sh*t this morning but had to have a late turd abortion to make it to the meeting on time. Had to clench for 2 hours straight and it was unbearable. But at least my asshole will be stronger for the next one.

by OzzySnozzy October 11, 2021

early late

When you arrive later than you would normally be, but are still early.

person 1: "I'm a bit later than I was last time, but I'll still be on time, I'm early late!"

by d.d.1.2 May 28, 2019

What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.

If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.

by QuacksO March 6, 2024

late.

bay area for "I gotta go. Fuck you." Generally used when you're out of fucks to give.

Text message from boyfriend from 5 years ago: "Hi, you've been in my thoughts a lot lately. Listening to Fleet Foxes atm. Figured I'd drop you a line. Hope this message finds you well! Love, Marcel"
you: "sorry it took so long to respond, but I think you're a spineless asshole. late.

by vjel October 10, 2022

Lates

Short for later, kinda like bye.

Yea I'll be back tomorrow, lates.
I wanna go watch tv, lates

by Ahonkhai April 29, 2024

Late

I am late for my bus.

”Aren’t you late for your bus?”
”Yes.”
”Then why are you spending time making a defenition of it in the urban dictionary?”

by I Am The Meaning Of Life November 8, 2021