kots the clown

Kots the clown is a clown that performs in GC ( Greek class ) and shoots his shot with the one and only PANA - he is a great guy

Did u see Kots the clown last night

by Anthony.rovid January 6, 2021

Clown Meat

When a someone initially makes it look like you have a chance with them by making advances or flirting and you fall for it, but it turns out they were joking, or just using you for personal gain.

Blueballs or loner boner.

Usually, everyone except the one affected notices that the victim probably has rose-tinted glasses on in this situation.

Person 1: Man, that girl Katelyn really just took my money and left me.

Person 2: I told you to stop whipping out that clown meat and break it off with her, but you didn't listen

by Neoslayer July 24, 2021

Electric Clown

Tweakers who have two faces, that get the elders drunk and then steal all their money. After, they clown around accomplishing nothing and smoking marijuana constantly, which makes them USELESS.

Me- My aunt and cousin just got my grandma drunk and stole all her money

Salad Fingers- Wow what an Electric Clown!!!!!!

by clown smuggler September 19, 2009

Death Clown

A person who laughs during a funeral.

My family shunned me after I became a death clown.

by Science02 July 24, 2016

Clown Shirts

With the resurgence of rightwing authoritarianism in the United States, frequently referred to as "Trumpism", and whose supporters were often known as "Trumpers", from whom a network of violent and treasonous individuals began forming sub-groups who began to coalesce into a paramilitary organization (or loosely affiliated organizations with ties to one another) known to the rest of civilized society as the "Clown Shirts".

Etymologically, and philosophically, linked to the SA or "Sturmabteilung" in German who were themselves the fascist paramilitary wing of the Nazi Party who were colloquially known as the "Brown Shirts".

"I drove past that DeSantis rally last week and saw a bunch of Swastikas and rebel flags being waved around in the crowd. The scariest part was the middle aged, over weight, mouth breathing incels with guns. Man, that place was crawling with Clown Shirts!"

by Dirty Shame February 3, 2022

clown's pastie

An absolute disgusting crispy semen coverered bulbous labia example of a slags pastie aka a drunkards late night meal. Most likely diseased, and wears fake prada and orange makeup.

Rupert phoned the clinic with much hesitation about his blistered knob and his wife's clown's pastie

by Loopydave December 17, 2018

Clown brown

It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but dressed up as a clown ;)

{friend} why are you dressed up as a clown and smell like shit?

{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her

by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 14, 2019